jhr
Well-known member
..... to go sailing in the West Country with a couple of esteemed forumites this weekend. They are excellent chaps, and they both hail from the northernmost parts of our beautiful Isles, although, like Granny's breasts, they made the long journey south, many years ago.
This is all spiffing, but I have now discovered that denizens of the north often wear some form of skirt when entertaining visitors, and I am a little concerned that I may find myself on board a boat with a couple of blokes dressed in female attire.
Are my fears reasonable, or am I worrying about nothing? If the former, can anybody suggest some suitable attire for me to wear that, whilst retaining an aura of masculinity, shows that I too am in touch with my feminine side?
This is all spiffing, but I have now discovered that denizens of the north often wear some form of skirt when entertaining visitors, and I am a little concerned that I may find myself on board a boat with a couple of blokes dressed in female attire.
Are my fears reasonable, or am I worrying about nothing? If the former, can anybody suggest some suitable attire for me to wear that, whilst retaining an aura of masculinity, shows that I too am in touch with my feminine side?